karate yell

hey, i'm colleen ballinger,and welcome to this week's recap of america's got talent. so tonight's episode was thefinal round of auditions. i have no idea what citywe're in, because they didn't tell us.

and right when i startedwondering where we were, they just showed a pig in a tutu andi got really distracted. i think that was their plan. so smooch piggy started off heraudition in the mystery

city and was really lazy. she just laid there and didn'tdo anything and kind of honked a horn a couple of times andit was not entertaining. yay america. and then there was a montageof acts that didn't get through including a karateguy who just smacked his buddy in the face. [karate yell] a girl rapper money, money i'mso hungry for your money.

and this really weird dancegroup that did really awkward moves that lookedkind of sexual. but then liliana walked onstage and stole my heart. this six-year-old tapdancer was fierce. she had attitude for days. let me tell you, i loved her. i don't think she neededto tap dance. i think she could have justgone on stage and made the faces she was making, and shewould have gotten through.

and then, the 23-year-oldcomedian, jacob williams, came on. he was so awkward. he was so nerdy. and he was like[low and monotone] i'm a stand-up comedian,and i don't like being in front of people. just one of the mostboring people i've ever seen in my life.

but he came on stage,and he was so funny. i was laughing out loud. i loved him. he was one of the bestacts of the night. so way to go boring,surprisingly funny man. after him was this dancecrew that i just loved. they were 787 crew-- i think that's what theycalled themselves. and they were amazing.

they were so good. they did a lot of flips. but the choreography that idid see i really enjoyed. i think they're one of thebest people in the competition so far. definitely one of the bestdance crews we've seen. so excited to seethem in vegas. loved them. after them was trish.

she claims to be a rapper. she looks not likea real person. and she came on and saidthis, [squeaky voice] some people think i'm like astripper or a porn star, but i'm like i'm not likethat i love jesus. [sound of crickets] it turns out she's nota rapper at all. she was only there to meethoward stern, and she did, so good for you, i guess.

the entire evening ended witha very long and emotional segment on a girl name marywho was a singer. and she was good. she was fine. the audience was acting likethis girl was beyonce and she was fine, but she wasn'tthat good. thanks for watching my recapon america's got talent. don't forget to likeand favorite this video and subscribe.

and i will see you guys nextweek for another recap. bye!