karate dress

male: these doritos are so good female onlooker: it's such a beautiful day out today. male: she's so nice... i wish i could see what she is wearing underneath? female onlooker: what the? where did my dress go? female onlooker: alright, stay calm...even though this is like my worst nightmare.

male: the doritos made my dream came true! male: lets see what else i can do